Friday, June 17, 2011

Girls Thoughts Before A Race

1. What time is my race?
2. How many events away is it?
3. Did I take out my earrings?
4. Why can't I wear earrings?
5. Ok...I need to warm-up.
6. Why do I need to warm-up so much?
7. Shoot! I have to pee.
8. Do I have time to pee?
9. Where is Coach so I can ask him if I have time to pee?
10. Oh well. I'll go anyway.
11. I wish we had uniforms like that team.
12. Where are my spikes?
13. SECOND CALL?!?!? Oh crap.
14. WHERE ARE MY SPIKES?!?!
15. Whew.
16. Where do I check in?
17. Where is Coach?
18. AHHHHHHH!!!!
19. Ok, found the bullpen. I'm good.
20. Third call. Here we go.
21. Wait. What lane was I supposed to be in?

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